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 |  Subject: Re: lol anti jokes Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:56 pm | |
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- A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes
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- what's yellow and hovers?
a yellow hovercraft. - Quote :
- How do you starve a black man?
Take away his current food stocks, and means of income. | |
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| | Subject: Re: lol anti jokes Sat Oct 15, 2011 1:00 pm | |
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- How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?
She didn't use enough sunscreen. - Quote :
- Your Mom is so fat....
When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity. - Quote :
- How many people does it take to eat an apple ?
One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy. | |
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| | Subject: Re: lol anti jokes Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:37 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: lol anti jokes Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:00 pm | |
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- Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread - Quote :
- An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. - Quote :
- what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?
An horse - Quote :
- How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side! - Quote :
- Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator. | |
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